Do you even watch the show omg
#awkward moment when dick is an actual monster on the show
#that other awkward moment when almost every line of the last season was an innuendo about the actual moster dick
God answers your prayers in the way that you need, not the way that you want.
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
- Unknown (via slapping)